can I get an orgasm to go?
Today is move in day. I may be out of reach unless I can steal from someone’s wireless…Today is going to be a doozy. I already know. She commented on my mood this morning. I told her that I’d probably be in a better mood if I could get an orgasm. Ooops! She told me that it was fucked up for me to say that. I told her that it’s not like she has never said anything fucked up to me.
Yesterday, she went to sleep at 6pm. She woke up around 3:30am ready to play. Once again, I got left with damp panties while she rolled over and went to sleep. I think that would account for my mood. Right?
Anyway, my mother is being uncooperative with getting my birth certificate. I gotta figure out another way around it. I don’t understand her. She and I don’t have the best relationship. I never, ever, ever call home, so she should know how important this is to me. If I could’ve found another way, I would have. Now I have to figure something else out.
A few people from Atlanta have been hitting me up, asking when I’m moving. Some of them have the nerve to be mad at me. These would be girls that I used to date, or people I haven’t seen or even talked to in over six months. I’m not sure why they are mad?
I’m sure my day will get more interesting as it progresses. If I can write about it, I will!
BTW- WordPressers, how do you feel about the changes?
what’s up with that? how about you get yourself a bullet…i love those things! just do your thing with the bullet and then you roll over and goto sleep. lol. kidding…sort of.
hope you have a smooth moving day!
Can’t you get your own birth certificate? You call Vital Records in the capital of the state that you were born – and they will tell you what they need. Once they get what they ask from you, you will get a birth certificate. The birth certifcates are the size of a credit card and can be slipped in your wallet. If you lose it, they can send you another. Your original is part of the permanent files in Vital Records.
AND, have a gentle talk with your young girlfriend and explain that she needs that she needs to give you what you’re giving her. She isn’t in a relationship with a stone so she has to take care of business as well.
Lol going to sleep with damp panties and your partner right beside you…priceless lol
I’m just messin…lol since I’m the bitter type I’d do it back to her!
The changes on wordpres bother me…I don’t htink I like it that much, but then again I’ll get used to it.
good luck with the move!
Eh? Again? How was that messed up for you to say? If anything she should have felt contrite and got down to business! Gee whiz.
I hope the moving goes smoothly…although moving is stressful enough without pent up frustration. I hope she wakes up and realize that you need love too.
Regarding the birth certificate, you should be able to download a form, have your signature on it notarized and mail it with a check or money order. Some offices give the option of doing the same, except you can fax in the form with your card details. In some cases you can have it expedited by paying a little more.
Hope things get better
To avoid future problems with the fam not being cooperative, you should prob order a couple copies for your convenience and it works out a lil cheaper than ordering at a separate time.
I find that people with abrasive personalities usually can dish it, but can’t take it! That is soo funny to me! However, this whole pillow princess thing is not funny at all. Like, wtf is the deal with that? Is it that she doesn’t know how or something?
WHY IS IT FUCKED UP TO SAY THAT???
Oops, I’m screaming again, aren’t I.
Maybe she thinks the more aggressive one is supposed to do all the work? Have you talked to her about it? Good luck with moving day.
A few days without sex? I know it’s killing but maybe things will get better once you move and get situated. It’s still a stressful time for both of you.
I hope things get better…and a pocket rocket doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
Sure, every woman needs a nice toy, and I assume you have one, but why should you be dependent on that in the very beginning of a relationship you’ve both been looking so forward to???
When it comes to blogging I don’t take too well to swift changes. I leave for 3 and a half days and shit’s changed. So I have re-figure everything out. I guess it’s for the better though. I hope they did something about embed codes while they were at it.
Does Baby know how frustrated you are about the sex?
And the new wordpress messed me up at first. When I was trying to write my post, the column to the right was blocking my writing space. I couldn’t see if was misspelling anything or forgetting words. Did you have that problem?
Argh, I just figured out the dilemna…I’m so slow. You usually need a photo id to get a copy of your birth certificate, and yet you need your birth certificate to get a photo id…what a catch 22!
Well how do you like your orgasms ma’am, medium or well done? LMAO!
Hello tnere!
I didn’t have all of the necessary documentation for a replacement biirth certiificate but I went these in person and asked for a supervisor and showed everything that I had with me. You have to bring what you do have rather than just showing up without ANYTHING… old college ID with a picture that looks like you… old employer ID with a photo…even if THOSE things are not on the list…you are simply trying to make sure the person sees that IT IS really you and that the ID has not been tampered with in any way.
Go back to ANY employer you worked with who requested your birth certificate and get a photo copy of it. Companies require the I-9 to be completed so you have to have brought in a birth certificate SOMEWHERE in the last 10 years….
Don’t you worry…. things will work out… don’t get all frustrated…you have to take your case PAST the little representative at the window who has no authority in the office and go to the supervisor!
You’ll see!
Good luck with the moving! I would hate having damp panties but as I’m a guy, that would be indicative of something far more serious I’d imagine lol I love the changes at WordPress, I feel like I have an exclusive paid blog!!!!!
So I’ve been filling in on your blog. I’m addicted. This whole situation is quite hilarious. As for this blog try to think of her you know…it is her first real relationship right? Well help her, guide her and such. With the changes I think its quite a lot to take in. You and your girl should really talk about this..about everything really. But hey, what do I know? lol.
Hope everything works out.
OOOOk, where do I start?
My birth certificate- Everything online states that I need a copy of some form of ID to get a copy of my birth certificate, however I’m going to find to a number to call them at as steadycat has suggested to see what my other options are.
Sex with the Baby is no longer an issue. I don’t have a sexual feeling towards her at all. And the move went awful, but eye opening and has led me to the previous statement.
Please read the next blog…
BTW, Heeeey Erica! Welcome and thanks for stopping in! I wish my life wasn’t so amusing, but please continue to enjoy and keep commenting! I love new readers!